Great Dad Jokes

Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message online...

I don't have any kids but I still tell dad jokes. He loves them.

When my kids are in trouble I read them jokes from this site. It's a great form of pun-ishment.

I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? You take away their little brooms.

Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space.

When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.