Great Dad Jokes

I don't have any kids but I still tell dad jokes. He loves them.
When my kids are in trouble I read them jokes from this site. It's a great form of pun-ishment.
I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? You take away their little brooms.
Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space.
When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.
I've been reading a horror novel in braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
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