Great Dad Jokes

A cop left a nice note under my wipers to let me know I'd parked my car correctly. It said "parking fine".

You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.

The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.

My brother named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They're his watch dogs.

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two...

What is Pac Man's favorite piece of cookware? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok

I stopped ironing my clothes. I've got less pressing concerns.