Great Dad Jokes

You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.

The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.

My brother named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They're his watch dogs.

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two...

What is Pac Man's favorite piece of cookware? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok

I stopped ironing my clothes. I've got less pressing concerns.

Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message online...