Great Dad Jokes

I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.

A slice of apple pie is $2.75 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

My grandfather died because the report said he had Type-A blood. Unfortunately, it was a Type-O.

My wife asked me to stop singing Wonder wall to her. I said maybe...

A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"

Leather armor is perfect for sneaking around because it's made of hide.

How do you know if a sniper likes you? He missed you.