Great Dad Jokes

If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”, they get really ticked off.

The secret service doesn't yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they shout "Donald Duck!"

I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.

A slice of apple pie is $2.75 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

My grandfather died because the report said he had Type-A blood. Unfortunately, it was a Type-O.

My wife asked me to stop singing Wonder wall to her. I said maybe...

A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"