Great Dad Jokes

A German tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, “here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, “are you a vet?” He said "vet? I am completely soaking!"

Shout out to whoever created the word plethora. It means a lot.

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time consuming, especially if you go back for seconds!

Due to the quarantine, I'll only be telling inside jokes now.

I don't have a dad bod. It's more of a father figure.

My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water" I know he means well...

If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”, they get really ticked off.