Great Dad Jokes

Shout out to old people. Otherwise they can't hear you.

I asked the judge to shorten my sentence and he interrupted me.

For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office. I can't tell you how much this award means to me.

I recently sued the airline after they misplaced my luggage. I lost my case.

We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

The line for beer at this party is terrible, but the punchline is even worse!

Do you guys remember when I told you about my spine issue? It was about a weak back.