Great Dad Jokes

My parents always tell me their world doesn’t revolve around me, so I guess that means I’m not actually their sun.

Vodka may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.

I failed my fire safety course when I was asked what steps I would take in the event of an explosion. "Really big ones" wasn't an acceptable answer.

What is the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer? The former is a ladder, while the latter is a former.

When I was younger, I felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. Then I was born.

Shout out to old people. Otherwise they can't hear you.

I asked the judge to shorten my sentence and he interrupted me.