Great Dad Jokes

The toilet has been stolen from the local police station. Police say they've got nothing to go on.

Does anti-aging cream have an expiration date?

I made a website to cheer up depressed tennis players, but the servers are still down.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

My kid wanted to get a spider from the pet store, but they are really expensive. I can get a real cheap one off the web.

A Dad walks into a bookstore and says, “ Can I have a book by Shakespeare?” The shopkeeper says, “of course, sir, which one?” The dad replies. "William"

The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous, but backwards, it's even more stupid...