Great Dad Jokes

My ex and I never went to the gym. Our relationship didn't work out.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints.

The toilet has been stolen from the local police station. Police say they've got nothing to go on.

Does anti-aging cream have an expiration date?

I made a website to cheer up depressed tennis players, but the servers are still down.

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous, but backwards, it's even more stupid...