Great Dad Jokes

I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"

You know there's no official training for garbage men? They just pick things up as they go along.

The worst thing about driving for Uber is all the people talking behind your back.

You can throw an envelope as far as you want, but it’ll still be stationery.

I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought, "That's just spam."

My ex and I never went to the gym. Our relationship didn't work out.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints.