Great Dad Jokes

I buy all my guns from a guy who calls himself "T-Rex." He's a small arms dealer.

6:30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down.

Why don't cows wear flip flops? They lactose.

I told my wife she drew her eyebrows a bit high today. She looked surprised.

My wife doesn't think I'm handy enough to change out a light switch. Well she's in for a shock!

Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.

A man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round.