Great Dad Jokes

I told my wife she drew her eyebrows a bit high today. She looked surprised.
I don't have a dad bod. It's more of a father figure.
My wife doesn't think I'm handy enough to change out a light switch. Well she's in for a shock!
Why don't cows wear flip flops? They lactose.
The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous, but backwards, it's even more stupid...
Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine
I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.
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