Great Dad Jokes

I told my wife she drew her eyebrows a bit high today. She looked surprised.

My wife doesn't think I'm handy enough to change out a light switch. Well she's in for a shock!

I buy all my guns from a guy who calls himself "T-Rex." He's a small arms dealer.

I don't have a dad bod. It's more of a father figure.

I just got fired from a job where I made six figures last year. They said I was the worst employee at the toy factory.

Why aren't unemployment jokes funny? They just don't work!

My wife called me apathetic, like I should care...