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#403
6:30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down.
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8
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22
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6
#87
Why don't cows wear flip flops? They lactose.
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4
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13
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0
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2
#533
I tried to start a group for guys with Erectile Dysfunction, but nobody was up for it.
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5
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11
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2
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0
#245
I buy all my guns from a guy who calls himself "T-Rex." He's a small arms dealer.
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11
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13
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9
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3
#100
I told my wife she drew her eyebrows a bit high today. She looked surprised.
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9
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9
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2
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1
#182
My wife doesn't think I'm handy enough to change out a light switch. Well she's in for a shock!
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16
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9
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4
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2
#287
A man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round.
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13
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8
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3
Groan!
1
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