Great Dad Jokes

I told my wife she drew her eyebrows a bit high today. She looked surprised.
My wife doesn't think I'm handy enough to change out a light switch. Well she's in for a shock!
I buy all my guns from a guy who calls himself "T-Rex." He's a small arms dealer.
I don't have a dad bod. It's more of a father figure.
I just got fired from a job where I made six figures last year. They said I was the worst employee at the toy factory.
Why aren't unemployment jokes funny? They just don't work!
My wife called me apathetic, like I should care...
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