Funny Dad Jokes

What does a panda use to make pancakes? A pan...duh...
Where do we store all our dad jokes? In the dadabase!
I’m so upset! Someone stole my limbo stick! I mean, how low can you go?
I suspect that someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens...
I love eye jokes. The cornea the better.
To all the people out there suffering with paranoia just remember, you're not alone.
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
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