Funny Dad Jokes

I wanted to make sure I remembered everything about my time as a lumberjack, so I kept a log.
The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knee to test their reflexes. He really gets a kick out of it.
Why do ducks have feathers: to cover their butt-quack!
I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there.
I just got back from a blind date. I still have no idea why she brought her dog.
Maybe aliens haven't visited yet because they looked up reviews on our solar system and only saw 1 star.
Top Users
  • Dad Joke Master
Share
Looking for more laughs? Check out Post Randomonium!

× Error! Your nomination was declined. You may only nominate 10 posts per hour!
× Success! Your nomination was accepted. The post will be considered for the Hall Of Fame!