Funny Dad Jokes

Is it just me, or are circles totally pointless?
People say filling your animals with helium is wrong. I say, whatever floats your goat.
The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."
Why do ducks have feathers: to cover their butt-quack!
Maybe aliens haven't visited yet because they looked up reviews on our solar system and only saw 1 star.
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knee to test their reflexes. He really gets a kick out of it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
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