Funny Dad Jokes

Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Just so everybody's clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.
My buddy said he threw a stick 5 miles and his dog still managed to bring it back. Seems a little farfetched...
Is it just me, or are circles totally pointless?
I lost another audio-book and now I'll never hear the end of it.
People say filling your animals with helium is wrong. I say, whatever floats your goat.
I wanted to make sure I remembered everything about my time as a lumberjack, so I kept a log.
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