Funny Dad Jokes

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket. You can hide, but you can't run!
Just so everybody's clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.
I wanted to make sure I remembered everything about my time as a lumberjack, so I kept a log.
Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
My buddy said he threw a stick 5 miles and his dog still managed to bring it back. Seems a little farfetched...
I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there.
I lost another audio-book and now I'll never hear the end of it.
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