Funny Dad Jokes

Does Hawaii allow loud laughs, or just a low ha?
I accidentally drank invisible ink. I'm in the hospital now waiting to be seen.
What do you call a belt of watches? A waste of time.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.
My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough. He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me.
No more Suez Canal jokes. That ship has sailed.
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