Funny Dad Jokes

Know what goes great with a Coronavirus? Lime Disease
People say filling your animals with helium is wrong. I say, whatever floats your goat.
Maybe aliens haven't visited yet because they looked up reviews on our solar system and only saw 1 star.
I love eye jokes. The cornea the better.
I made a playlist for hiking. It's got music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. It's my trail mix.
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
How do you make a water bed more bouncy? You use spring water!
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