Funny Dad Jokes

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What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two
Went to the store to get eight cans of sprite. When I got home, I realized I only picked seven up.
What do you call a belt of watches? A waste of time.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me old, and handed me his iPhone. Well, the spider is dead, but his phone screen is cracked now!
Does Hawaii allow loud laughs, or just a low ha?
I've run out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead. The Times are rough!
A sheep dog tells her owner she found all fifty sheep. Her owner says that there should only be 46. The dog says, “but I rounded them up.”
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