Funny Dad Jokes

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I made a playlist for hiking. It's got music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. It's my trail mix.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
Went to the store to get eight cans of sprite. When I got home, I realized I only picked seven up.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing, but this was as close as I could get.
I've run out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead. The Times are rough!
Mom used to feed me alphabet soup because she said I really liked it. I didn't though, she was just putting words in my mouth.
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