Funny Dad Jokes

Did you guys hear they're changing the definition of a kilogram? It's a MASSive change.
People used to be nicer. These days, the average person is mean.
What’s more expensive, a ladder or a diamond? The latter.
Why do riot police go to work early? To beat the crowd!
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