Funny Dad Jokes

Nothing tops a plain pizza.
How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training.
I burned my Hawaiian pizza today. I should have cooked it at aloha temperature!
Did you hear about the frog who parked illegally? He got toad.
People who can't tell the difference between entomology and etymology bug me in ways that I can't put into words!
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