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Did you hear about the guy who was late to the cannibal party? He got the cold shoulder.
I loaned my girlfriend $100 sometime soon after we met. After 3 years, when I broke up with her, she returned exactly $100. I guess I just lost interest in that relationship.
What do you call a can opener that's broken? A can't opener.
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