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I recently joined a nudist colony. The first week was the hardest.
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office. I can't tell you how much this award means to me.
Genie: What is your final wish? Boy: I wish I were you. Genue: weurd but alrught.
If H2O is Water and H2O2 is Hydrogen Peroxide, What is H2O4? Drinking
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