Funny Dad Jokes

Why is being a dwarf not all that it is cracked up to be? Because 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy!
I thought I spotted a leopard once, but it turns out they’re born like that.
I like to play chess with old men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.
I tried calling the tinnitus helpline, but it just kept ringing.
Chickens like to draw, but a cock'll doodle, too.
I wrote a book on penguins, but in retrospect, I realize that paper would have been easier.
Why do NBA referees check their voicemail after every quarter? Because they missed so many calls!
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