Funny Dad Jokes

Why did the communist only use lower case letters? They hate capitalism!
I just spent a whole bunch of money on a limo only to find out it didn't include the driver. All that money, and nothing to chauffeur it.
My wife is threatening to leave me because I’m addicted to wearing a new T-shirt every half an hour. I said, "Wait, I can change!"
I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, “I want to sue the airline!” The lawyer said, "you don't have much of a case."
I have a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words too!
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia! Man: Wait, I can explain everything!
Whoever invented the knock knock joke should get a no-bell prize!
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