Funny Dad Jokes

I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing, but this was as close as I could get.
Due to the quarantine, I'll only be telling inside jokes now.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time consuming, especially if you go back for seconds!
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for? Plastic Explosives.
I just went to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask. I don't think she had any surgeries planned, so it must have been a coughy filter.
My Wife is freaking out about the coronavirus. She made me promise I'd put the mask on before I left for work this morning. Now I'm two hours late and I'm not even a fan of Jim Carey.
I have been so bored without any sports due to COVID-19, so I have resorted to watching worms getting killed in my back yard by birds.... The Cardinals are leading the Blue Jays 5-3
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