Funny Dad Jokes

Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights!
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane. We're currently filming the pilot.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can then wear it on your head because it's now capsized.
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing
I'm a scientist studying the effects of THC on shorebirds and I'm very thorough. I'll leave no tern unstoned.
Top Users
  • Dad Joke Master
Share
Looking for more laughs? Check out Post Randomonium!

× Error! Your nomination was declined. You may only nominate 10 posts per hour!
× Success! Your nomination was accepted. The post will be considered for the Hall Of Fame!