Funny Dad Jokes

Please avoid using a website called Constipated.com It wouldn't let me log out!
Believing only 12.5% of the Bible makes you an eighth theist.
I was just at an optometrist wedding. For the vows he took her for better or worse, better or worse, better or worse.
My computer keeps freezing. I wonder if it's because it's overheating.
Why do we call childbirth delivery? Shouldn't it be takeout?
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.
Did you know that fully grown deer don't like melted cheese? But their fawn do!
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