Funny Dad Jokes

People say filling your animals with helium is wrong. I say, whatever floats your goat.
Why do ducks have feathers: to cover their butt-quack!
Maybe aliens haven't visited yet because they looked up reviews on our solar system and only saw 1 star.
The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."
I’m so upset! Someone stole my limbo stick! I mean, how low can you go?
To all the people out there suffering with paranoia just remember, you're not alone.
I love eye jokes. The cornea the better.
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