Funny Dad Jokes

Prison is more than just a word. It's a sentence.
A mime was arrested after getting into a bar fight and breaking his left arm. He still has the right to remain silent.
The British parliament finally approved the final draft of the Brexit letter to the European Union. It's not EU, it's me.
I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk but I never got the chants.
6:30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel in his hat. The bartender says "Hey pirate, what's with the paper towel?" The pirate replied "Arr, I got a bounty on me head!"
Is it okay to peek into your neighbor’s house if you are still technically in your own property? Personally, I'm on the fence...
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