Funny Dad Jokes

When lego stores open back up it will be insane. People will be lined up for blocks.
A man called his twin brother from prison. He says, “hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”
Are people born with a photographic memory? Or does it take time to develop?
Seven has "even" in it. That's odd...
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper? You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.
My wife thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
My roommate tried to keep two crows in our apartment as pets. The cops arrested him for attempted murder.
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