Funny Dad Jokes

Everyone knows that the zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210 thanks to the show, but not as many people know the zip code to Dawson’s Creek. It's 90108...for our lives to be over!

Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have a pessimistic thought, I put a dollar in. It's currently half empty.

Our puns are not juvenile. They are fully groan.

Did you hear about the two mummies who farted at the same time? They had a toot in common.

What kind of fire leaves a room damp? A spitfire.

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.

I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was really disappointed. The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) were terrible.