Funny Dad Jokes

I was named after my father. Mostly because he was born first.

My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. But now, it's all water under the fridge.

I asked my date to meet me at the gym, but she never showed up. I guess the two of us are never gonna work out.

It's hard to believe national pancake day already passed yesterday. It really crêped up on us this year didn't it?!

A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s chief export. Also, import.

I dared to ask my wife why she’s buying a giant tub of whiteout. Big mistake...

Why does the Dalai Lama go to Vegas so often? He loves Tibet.