Funny Dad Jokes

I know a lot of you are sad because it’s a Monday, but don’t forget, only 48 hours ago, it was a sadder day.

Scientists got bored watching the earth turn, so after 24 hours, they called it a day.

I love eye jokes. The cornea the better.

I made a playlist for hiking. It's got music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. It's my trail mix.

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."

My mailman got a sex change. I guess you'd call him a post-man now.

I've run out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead. The Times are rough!