Funny Dad Jokes

Wanna know why bees stay in their hive for the winter? 'Swarm

What kind of tea do a King and Queen drink? Royal-tea!

Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend. They're both cauldron.

I've got a friend who is obsessed with Santa's helpers. He's so elf centered!

My friend makes a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes. It's like shooting fish in apparel.

Did you guys hear they're changing the definition of a kilogram? It's a MASSive change.

People used to be nicer. These days, the average person is mean.