Funny Dad Jokes

What do you call someone who has ten ants? A landlord.

So I knocked over a stack of glasses at the optometrist today & everyone turned around. I guess it was a spectacle.

I bought a dog from a blacksmith today. As soon as I got home it made a bolt for the door.

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

What's the temperature inside of a tauntaun? Luke warm.

It's been 3 months since eating Tide Pods. My doctor finally gave me a clean bill of health.

Our water pipes were leaking and we couldn't figure out why, so we called a plumber came. Bad news: Our tree had grown into the pipes underground. Good news: we found the root cause.