Funny Dad Jokes

I love how the earth rotates. It really makes my day!

What's more effective than a heat seeking missile? A heat seeking hittle.

What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows

I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't put it down!

Elevators really freak me out, so I've been taking steps to avoid them.

Last night, I dreamed I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.

Today, when my son asked, "Can I have a book mark?" I burst into tears... It's been so many years and he still doesn't know my actual name.