Funny Dad Jokes

I have an ex who was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number. I wonder what she's up to now.

I think that might be the deepest book I ever read. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea was great!

Indian restaurants are naan profit.

If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.

Tennis players grunt too much when they play. There's no need for all that racket!

My wife said that I won’t advance in my career because I procrastinate too much. I said, “Oh yeah? Just you wait.”

What did Snow White say when her photos didn't arrive? Some day my prints will come.