Funny Dad Jokes

The British parliament finally approved the final draft of the Brexit letter to the European Union. It's not EU, it's me.

Where is Yoda's favorite seat on an airplane? Next to a Windu.

Remember when plastic surgery was taboo? Now if you mention Botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.

I went swimming with the dolphins yesterday and had an amazing time with them. We just clicked.

My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought. It's an extremely rare dish order.

People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain. Nobody expects The Spanish Ink Precision.

My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.