Funny Dad Jokes

I suspect that someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens...

A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.

My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough. He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.

I've been reading a horror novel in braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.

Old MacDonald's son joined the army. He is now E.I. G.I. Joe.

A limbo champion walks into a bar. He is immediately disqualified.

I got a new job this week as the senior director of Old McDonald’s farm. I'm the new CIEIO.