Funny Dad Jokes

6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 7 eat 9? Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

6:30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down.

The NFL has this obscure rule where players aren’t allowed to own pet ducks. It's considered to be a personal fowl.

Did you hear about the young genie who got a job and finally moved out of his parents' lamp to a one bedroom necklace? He was in-de-pendant.

Velcro is such a rip-off...

I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it's terminal.

Windmills really don't like country music. They're huge metal fans!