Funny Dad Jokes

My bald surgeon is the most charismatic man I've ever met. He's a real smooth operator.

My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with goats. Meh.

I can tell if people are judgmental just by looking at them.

I'm thinking about going to medical school to become a private investigator. I've always wanted to be a gynecologist.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

Who led the Jewish people across a semi-permeable membrane? Os-moses.

My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday. The rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars. That's inflation for you...