Funny Dad Jokes

My brother named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They're his watch dogs.

When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.

I heard Peter Dinklage was robbed by a pickpocket. Who could stoop so low?

I just got fired from a job where I made six figures last year. They said I was the worst employee at the toy factory.

Not every looks good with a wig, but I bet you could really pull it off!

Did you hear about the guy who came up with the first knock knock joke? He won a no-bell prize!

If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?