Funny Dad Jokes

Did you see the circus? It was intense.

Alligators can grow up to 15 feet, but most only grow 4.

My wife left me because of my obsession with astrology. I guess I should have seen the signs.

My wife hates it when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up!

What do you call fake potatoes? Imitaters

Getting my toy drone stuck in a tree hasn’t been the worst thing that happened to me today, but it's up there.

Why is Ireland the best country to invest in? The capital is always Dublin!