Funny Dad Jokes

A weasel walks to the bar. The bartenders says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before! What can I get you?" "Pop" goes the weasel.

I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living there. He said he couldn't complain.

The first french fries weren't cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.

Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section?

The secret service doesn't yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they shout "Donald Duck!"

I set my wifi password to 2444666668888888. That way when people ask for it, I tell them 12345678.

My wife told me to stop singing "I'm A Believer" or she'd kill me. I thought she was kidding. Then I saw her face...