Funny Dad Jokes

I just went to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask. I don't think she had any surgeries planned, so it must have been a coughy filter.

No one in Antarctica has COVID-19. It's because they are ice-o-lated.

You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.

I saw a news article about corduroy pillows. They're making headlines!

Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.

If you send an e-mail to someone in jail, are you allowed to attach a file?

Does anti-aging cream have an expiration date?