Funny Dad Jokes

It's muggy outside, but inside it's burglary.

Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.

I complained about my coffee tasting like mud and the barista told me it was fresh ground.

I burned my Hawaiian pizza today. I should have cooked it at aloha temperature!

I think I'm going to quit my job and to clean mirrors for a living. It's something I can see myself doing.

My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing “Danger Zone” 7 times in a row. He exceeded his maximum number of Loggins attempts.

Iron Man and the Silver Surfer are teaming up in the next movie. They are alloys.