Funny Dad Jokes

I don't think our kids are spoiled. I think most probably smell that way.

I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought, "That's just spam."

I thought comedians were jerks until I finally met one. He was a stand up guy!

Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleevies.

I was trying to come up with jokes about golf, but they were all subpar.

I heard T-Mobile and Sprint are looking to get together. The wedding doesn't sound like much, but I bet the reception is fantastic!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The P is silent.