Funny Dad Jokes

I was just at an optometrist wedding. For the vows he took her for better or worse, better or worse, better or worse.

What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet? One’s a Coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.

What do you call a misbehaving spaceship pilot? An Astro-naughty!

What do you call a doe with no eyes? No eye dear!!

How did the people behind the latest hack escape? They ransomware.

The worst thing about driving for Uber is all the people talking behind your back.

I don't have any kids but I still tell dad jokes. He loves them.