Funny Dad Jokes

Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights!

Do you guys remember when I told you about my spine issue? It was about a weak back.

I loaned my girlfriend $100 sometime soon after we met. After 3 years, when I broke up with her, she returned exactly $100. I guess I just lost interest in that relationship.

A new strain of lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments. This has left scientists scratching their heads.

Please avoid using a website called Constipated.com It wouldn't let me log out!

My computer keeps freezing. I wonder if it's because it's overheating.

Believing only 12.5% of the Bible makes you an eighth theist.