Funny Dad Jokes

Doctor: We had to remove your colon. me why?

I like to play chess with old men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.

Chickens like to draw, but a cock'll doodle, too.

I recently sued the airline after they misplaced my luggage. I lost my case.

I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October. I call it my jingle bell rock.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you? "Pop", goes the weasel.

My friends claim I'm the cheapest person they ever met. I'm not buying it.