Funny Dad Jokes

We might be going snorkeling this weekend but I'm not holding my breath

I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.” I said, "Thanks, that means a lot."

Where do we store all our dad jokes? In the dadabase!

What does a panda use to make pancakes? A pan...duh...

There is a new reality show where flat-earthers are trying to find the edge of the world. They'll be so disappointed when they get to the season finale and it's not a cliff-hanger.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

To all the people out there suffering with paranoia just remember, you're not alone.