Funny Dad Jokes

If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion

Why aren't unemployment jokes funny? They just don't work!

Small babies may be delivered by a stork, but large babies are delivered by a crane.

Dalmatians aren't very good at playing hide and seek because they're always spotted.

My doctor told me that my brain was forgetting everything about 80's music. When I asked him what The Cure was he seemed even more concerned!

Dad: *washing car with son* Son: Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?

What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up? The mean increases.