Funny Dad Jokes

Someone stole all the Red Bull from one of the local stores. I don't know how they can sleep at night.

I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig yet.

Prime numbers and stoners have a lot in common. The higher they get, the more spaced out they become!

What do the Romans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars

I tried to get camping insurance but they turned me down. If my tent gets destroyed I won't be covered!

I dated a ghost once. Nice girl, but she lacked substance.

How do you cut the ocean in half? You use a sea saw