Funny Dad Jokes

I learned recently that diarrhea is genetic. It's true! It runs in your jeans.

The movie theater near us bans large bags to keep people from smuggling in food, but I've got a few Twix up my sleeve.

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

My blind friend was left by his deaf wife. He didn't see the signs.

I just got myself a universal remote. This changes everything!

The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.

My stoner friend used my daily planner to roll himself a joint. He's now high on my list of priorities.