Funny Dad Jokes

I can cut wood just by looking at it. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!

Whoever figured out the 'days of the month correspond with your knuckles' thing had too much time on their hands.

There's a difference between bad jokes and dad jokes. The first letter.

Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space.

I told my wife it was her turn to shovel the steps. All I got were icy stairs.

Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space.

Even the heaviest chandelier is pretty light.