Funny Dad Jokes

What genre are national anthems? Country

What do you call a doe with no eyes? No eye dear!!

Word on the street is, Cookie Monster has tested positive for COVID. It's the Om nom nom nomicron variant.

I can cut wood just by looking at it. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!

Whoever figured out the 'days of the month correspond with your knuckles' thing had too much time on their hands.

There's a difference between bad jokes and dad jokes. The first letter.

I told my wife it was her turn to shovel the steps. All I got were icy stairs.