Funny Dad Jokes

The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer. W.H.O Let the dogs out!

What genre are national anthems? Country

Word on the street is, Cookie Monster has tested positive for COVID. It's the Om nom nom nomicron variant.

I can cut wood just by looking at it. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!

Whoever figured out the 'days of the month correspond with your knuckles' thing had too much time on their hands.

There's a difference between bad jokes and dad jokes. The first letter.

I told my wife it was her turn to shovel the steps. All I got were icy stairs.