Funny Dad Jokes

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic.

Why is being a dwarf not all that it is cracked up to be? Because 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy!

My son tried coffee for the first time today and said it tasted like dirt. I told him, "it was just ground this morning!"

Why do nurses carry around red crayons? In case they have to draw blood!

How much room do fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible!

The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer. W.H.O Let the dogs out!

What genre are national anthems? Country