Funny Dad Jokes

I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk but I never got the chants.

What has four wheels and flies? A Garbage Truck.

My wife was pretty upset when she found out my nickname in college was “The Love Machine”. I was just really bad at tennis.

Whoever invented the knock knock joke should get a no-bell prize!

What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet? I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.

People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad, but people who rob bakeries really take the cake.

I tried to start a group for guys with Erectile Dysfunction, but nobody was up for it.