Funny Dad Jokes

People who can't tell the difference between entomology and etymology bug me in ways that I can't put into words!

I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. Feefiphobia.

My parents always tell me their world doesn’t revolve around me, so I guess that means I’m not actually their sun.

How do I feel when there's no coffee? Depresso...

What do you call a soda researcher? A fizzisist!

How quickly can Grandma bake cookies? In a Nana-second!

You know what they say about cliffhangers...