Funny Dad Jokes

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory, I mean, all I did was take a day off.

My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior. He was a danger to himself and udders.

What do you call a small mother? A minimum.

Smoking will kill you and bacon will kill you, but, smoking bacon, will cure it.

Want to hear my favorite politically incorrect joke? Benjamin Franklin was a great president.

Did you hear about the frog who parked illegally? He got toad.

Nothing tops a plain pizza.