Funny Dad Jokes

A sheep dog tells her owner she found all fifty sheep. Her owner says that there should only be 46. The dog says, “but I rounded them up.”

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.

I’m so upset! Someone stole my limbo stick! I mean, how low can you go?

A cop left a nice note under my wipers to let me know I'd parked my car correctly. It said "parking fine".

What has two butts and kills people? An assassin.

I farted in the Apple store, and everyone got mad. It's not my fault they didn't have any windows.

How did I get out of Iraq? Iran