Funny Dad Jokes

Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time consuming, especially if you go back for seconds!
By now every country has Coronavirus, but China got it right off the bat!
Word on the street is, Cookie Monster has tested positive for COVID. It's the Om nom nom nomicron variant.
I don't have a dad bod. It's more of a father figure.
If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”, they get really ticked off.
To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
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