Funny Dad Jokes

I once met a drunk ventriloquist who I think wanted to hook up with me, but I wasn't sure if it was her or the beer talking.

Spongebob may be the main character, but Patrick is the real star!

Did you guys hear about the blind carpenter? He picked up his hammer and saw!

I asked the judge to shorten my sentence and he interrupted me.

We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

I married my wife for her looks, just not the ones she's been giving me lately.

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare