Funny Dad Jokes

A mime broke is left arm in a bar fight and got arrested. He still has the right to remain silent.

Face is a four letter word, but preface is a foreword letter.

A new study found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

My boss says they're going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch that it's gonna be me.

Geology rocks, but geography is really where it's at.

I've watched all 153 seasons of House Hunters and I still haven't seen them shoot a single house!

Every morning when I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed. Tomorrow, I'm returning this piece of junk to Ikea...