Funny Dad Jokes

I always make sure to bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing. Just in case I get a hole in one.

Working at a crematorium is a great way to urn a living.

I hear dogs can't work an MRI, but catscan.

Bullets are really weird because they only do their job after they’re fired.

My wife said I'm lacking empathy. I don't understand why she feels that way!

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car man