Funny Dad Jokes

Why did the fisherman stop hauling shellfish? Answer: He pulled a mussel

Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool. I lost the Rock's paper scissors.

A slice of apple pie is $2.75 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Leather armor is perfect for sneaking around because it's made of hide.

How do you know if a sniper likes you? He missed you.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings.

I just found out my friend has a secret life as a priest. It's his altar ego.