Funny Dad Jokes

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!

I wrote a book on penguins, but in retrospect, I realize that paper would have been easier.

As a baby I was too large for the stork. I had to be delivered by a crane.

Why do we call childbirth delivery? Shouldn't it be takeout?

My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.

Shout out to whoever created the word plethora. It means a lot.

A friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese. It's the Wurst Käse scenario!